when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my
ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY
HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
me in math class
when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework
You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof.
wake up america