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I’m getting prettier every minute. every second and nobody can stop me

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

infjconfessions:

sparklyprincen:

translightfield:

tumblr really needs to stop with this “dont explain the joke to the confused person” thing.

a lot of autistic people get very frustrated w/ this kind of thing. it is not fun to be confused, and it’s not cute to be ableist.

and besides the ableism, excluding someone for fun is flat out bullying 

kunart:

m,more from ponytail dirk

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass (No treble edit)
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wraithtitties:

no treble

this makes me feel like I’m in the back of a club about to get murdered I LOVE it

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

lucarleigho:

*crashes through your door* GUESS WHO’S BACK *punches a wall* ON YOUR DASH *flips a table* HOMESTUCK’S BACK *slaps you across the face* WE’RE ALL TRASH

sanic:

chen000:

sanic:

sanic:

*points at a horned animal* is this homestuck

image love these eridan amporas, from homestuck

thats gamzee you fuck

shtu up, you pleb hipster, i have been watching homestuck for 33 years and i know who eridan amporba is so back OFF